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NC129h – Child Adolescent Psychiatrist
CHILD & ADOLESCENT PSYCHIATRIST — RALEIGH, NC(Outpatient. Hybrid. No one claps when you finish charting.)Quick question:Do you enjoy being:Booked like an airline seat?Told burnout "comes with the territory"?Paid through a bonus structure designed by a magician?No?Outstanding. Let's continue.
THE JOB (WHAT YOU ACTUALLY DO HERE)You work with kids and teens who:Have anxiety, ADHD, mood disordersAre emotionally exhausted by school, phones, and existingOccasionally say nothing for 45 minutes and then drop a clinical bomb at minute 44You are given:TimeSupportClinical autonomyYou arenotgiven:Impossible quotasRandom walk-insThe urge to fake a dentist appointment to escape
THE MONEY (YES, MONEY)Pay is strong. Incentives areunlimitedandpaid in real time.Meaning:No "end-of-year recalculation"No "did you hit the secret metric?"No waiting to find out if your bonus survived committeeYou treat patients.You get paid.It's boringly reliable.
THE SCHEDULE (ABSURDLY NORMAL)Monday–Friday100% outpatientNo nights. No weekends. No emotional ambushesHybrid options included:Some in-person. Some telemed.All respectful of your humanity.
THE SUPPORT (THE PART EVERYONE LIES ABOUT — WE WON'T)Front desk answers phonesScheduling actually schedulesBilling actually billsTechnology mostly behavesYou get the"private practice feel"without:Paying staffArguing with printersWondering why the lights flicker
BONUS CONTENT (OPTIONAL DLC)Therapy + med managementAdvanced treatments like TMS & Spravato (location-dependent)CME, licensure, malpractice handledRelocation + loan repayment for newer gradsNo required:CommitteesBuzzwordsForced enthusiasm
WHY RALEIGH?Because screaming into the void hits differently when there are trees.Good food.Good neighborhoods.A city that doesn't demand your soul in exchange for parking.
FINAL DIAGNOSISThis is awell-paid, low-chaos, fully outpatient psychiatry jobdisguised as a joke so only smart psychiatrists apply.If you are:BE/BC in Child & Adolescent PsychiatryLooking to practice medicine without making "escape plans"Interested in a job that treats clinicians like adultsYou should probably look at this.No circus.No guilt.No surprise policy changes.Just a good job… which honestly feels suspicious at this point.
Worksite address
raleigh, NC, 27601, US
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